Monday, March 30, 2009

Salome Issuu'd


WiltedRoses WordFactory # 003

Friday, March 27, 2009

Sunday Sunday Sunday!!!

I'll post up "Salome" on Issuu. Yeah, it's not that exciting but it'll give you some shit to do on Monday at work.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Wheel-B-Gone

Why did I take these photos? You'll just have to check out the Born Ugly site to see why I found myself in a situation that would lend itself to an artsy portrait and a macro shot of a used dick wrapper.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Religion is the Hallucinogen of the Masses


Morning Edition just aired a story on the "Quiverfull Movement", wherein members of this even-more-insane branch of Evangelism, fuck like bunnies in order to have as many equally brain-dead offspring as possible, thereby allowing them to take over the government and outnumber Muslims. It's this kind of self-centered, world-destroying behavior that must not be allowed to proceed unopposed. Everything about these people screams of ignorance and indifference, from their views on the role of women to the willful contribution to massive overpopulation of the planet, and their stance that they are procreating in order to prepare for some imagined holy war to come. If there is a God, I would like to think God would punish these psychopaths for their idiotic adherence to a document that was written by sexist, racist white men hundreds of years ago, when people lived on farms and it was just fine to fuck your cousin.

Righteous Rain


What a civilized world we live in... the kind of world where some human beings launch cluster munitions of white phosphorus at each other.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Racewar Issuu'd


WiltedRoses WordFactory # 002

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Sleep Toucher

So I came across this flick of my work at the Transformer auction last year. This piece hung above mine was done by a big-toothed mother fucker that used to live in Richmond (and whose name is not worth mentioning). He left Richmond because someone painted the word RAPIST on the side of his apartment. Why would someone do that? Well from what I understand, they had good reason. I don't know what the point of this was...

Friday, March 13, 2009

Productive, Green, Rad, Spectacular

Shooting photos for an upcoming magazine is productive.

Sweeping is green.

Thrashing is fucking rad.

And putting out an incredible new album is spectacular.

God's Reptilian Army


There's a war coming. Know your enemy.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Bless USPS

New Rules from March 6th. Once again, solid!!

The Shape of Things to Come

The Rentalsare working on an awesome project throughout 2009.

Oh, and Propagandhi has made their entire new album, Supporting Caste, available on the myspace. Fucking awesome. Learn them songs before the tour comes to your town.

Friday, March 6, 2009

Making a Difference

I really love Tropicana Orange Juice. It's incredible. And they have those cool fucking Juice Trains.


So recently they had some god awful rebranding done. It was horrible.


The old style was much better, as you can see.


So enough people, including myself, wasted five minutes during their work day emailing Tropicana to bitch at them. Well they emailed to say sorry. Then they sent some coupons for free juice. And then I got this letter in the mail a few days ago. We won!! It feels good to have been involved in such an important cause in the world. I really can't think of any better way I could spend my free time. I deserve a prize.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

CCVV issuu'd


I have no plans to reprint any of my old zines and they are all long gone so I'll probably post most of them on Issuu over the next few weeks. To see wiltedroses wordfactory #001, CCVV, in full size click here or just click on one of the pages to open full screen mode.

Moron Majority

Reasonable people of California, Prop 8 is being challenged, as discussed by SF Mayor Gavin Newsom on Morning Edition today. Get involved. Contact someone!! This year it's gay couples, next year who knows, maybe interracial couples will be deemed unworthy of using the term marriage. Hate based legislation has no place, anywhere.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Snow Finally

So we finally got an awesome snow in Richmond.




We erected a new structure on Monument Avenue.
Here's the view from a passing car. Our work was greatly appreciated.

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Power was blowing out like crazy. These things were going off every 30 seconds for a while.










Sunday, March 1, 2009

This Is Not A Drill

New Rules from 2/27/09.